Santa: My wife has gone to her parents' because I kept lying.
Banta: So you should always tell the truth.
Santa: What truth? I kept lying on top of her sister.
Santa: My wife of mine is a liar.
Banta: Why so?
Santa: She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she'd spent the night with her sister.
Banta: So what's the big deal?
Santa: So, she's a liar. Because I had spent the night with her sister.
Jeeto gifted a Rolex watch to Santa.
Santa: Wow! It reminds me of your pussy.
Jeeto: Do you find it so sexy?
Santa: No! Actually it's loose around my wrist!
Santa: My wife told me it's about time I grew up and become independent.
Banta: Yeah. She's probably right. What was your reaction to it?
Santa: I nearly choked on her breastmilk!
A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office, "Am I looking young in this new outfit?"
Santa: Take this also off, you'll look like a new-born!
Banta: Why did God give protruding sexual organ unlike women?
Santa: So men would have at least some way to shut a woman up!
Jeeto in a naughty mood whispers in Santa's ear, "You know what's really dirty?"
Santa in an irritated mood whispers back, "The dishes. And now get the fuck back in the kitchen".
Santa: Some people wish their pets could talk. I don't.
Banta: And why?
Santa: They might tell.
Banta: What's the most important question to ask if you want to have safe sex?
Santa: What time will your husband be home?
Santa: I don't get the point of lap dance clubs.
Banta: What's wrong with them?
Santa: If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with my wife.