Angry Banta: You slept with my wife? You Bastard! You are going to pay for this!
Santa: Bullshit! Why should I pay twice?
Pappu asked his father, "Papa, can you please spell the word 'Clitoris' for me?
Santa: Son, you should have asked me last night when it was on on the tip of my tongue!
Banta: What's the best thing about babies?
Santa: Making them!
Santa was slapped in the lift by a lady.
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He misunderstood her request of "please press 1".
Banta: I read somewhere that a widower with 9 children married a widow with 8 children.
Santa: How can you call it marriage? It's simply a case of merger of 2 giant fuckers!
Santa: It's really bothering me that a girl at work has just got silicon implants.
Banta: What's the problem?
Santa: I don't know if I'm going to be able to look her in the eyes again.
Santa in Bangkok to a prostitute, "How much?"
Prostitute: 80 dollars.
Santa: American Express?
Prostitute: For 80 Dollars, you can go as fast as you want!
Santa: What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?
Banta: Dunno.
Santa: My zipper!
Santa: I can judge how attractive a woman is!
Banta: How?
Santa: By simply counting the number of times my wife calls her a whore.
Santa: My wife just told me she's a lesbian.
Banta: That's shocking. What did you do about it?
Santa: I simply asked her whether she can still cook and clean for me.