Santa was making love to his wife. And a good 15 minutes passed, with no result; then 25 minutes; and then 40 minutes. Both were sweating profusely.
Jeeto looked up and said, "What's the matter, darling? Can't you think of anyone else, either?"
Pappu: Dad, what did you wear for safe sex?
Santa: A wedding ring.
Santa: My wife hasn't really been up for sex lately.
Banta: You must be damn frustrated?
Santa: Not really, sometimes I wake her up during the act.
Santa: I am suffering with loose motions.
Doctor: Have you tried lemon?
Santa: Yes, I have but when I remove it, they continue.
Santa: I've been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication.
Banta: That's a real long time!
Santa: Yeah! I really wonder how she does it.
Santa: I've learnt that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.
Banta: What after 15 minutes?
Santa: After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
Santa: My wife hates it when I snore.
Banta: Who would really love snoring? Even mine hates it.
Santa: It's different with me.
Banta: And how?
Santa: She hates it while we're having sex.
Soon after his wife delivered a baby, Santa curiously asked the nurse, "How soon do you think, we will be able to have sex?
She winked at him and said, "I am off duty in 20 mins, meet me in the parking lot"!
Santa: I sent an MMS of my flaccid penis to my wife.
Banta: Why such cheap gesture?
Santa: I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.
Banta: Why do we have orgasms?
Santa: How else would we know when to stop?
