Santa: Women always say, "all men want is sex".
Banta: Even I think it's true.
Santa: Rubbish, that's a lie. They want head too.
Banta: Is it wrong to have sex before you're married?
Santa: Only if you're late for the ceremony.
Santa: Vagina is more like a piece of steak.
Banta: How?
Santa: I like both of them when they're pink, juicy and have no taste of blood.
Santa while admiring his naked body in the mirror says to Jeeto, "Look, 82 kg Of pure dynamite".
Jeeto: But really shame on the 6 cm fuse.
Banta: How do you know when you are getting old?
Santa: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts
Santa: People criticize me for hiring my secretary for her looks.
Banta: So it isn't true?
Santa: It's crazy allegation bcoz during the interview, I don't remember staring at her face even once.
Jeeto lying nude on the bed with her legs wide apart asks Santa, "Do you know what it means?"
Santa says, "Yes, it means that you need the whole bed to sleep".
Banta: What's the definition of a 'Lesbian'?
Santa: Yet another damn woman trying to do a man's job!
Santa: How much for a wank?
Prostitute: Rs 700 only
Santa: Thanks. I don't want one, I just wanted to know how much I was saving every night.
Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.
Banta: Why?
Santa: He forgot about cleaning.
