Santa: My dick got caught in my zipper today.
Banta: It must be hurting.
Santa: Not at all, that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on it.
Santa to Preeto: SMS me, then SMS me.
Preeto: What's that?
Santa: Stimulate Me sexually and then Satiate ME Sexually.
Santa: Love sucks.
Banta: Yep. I agree.
Santa: And, my lover doesn't.
Banta: What's the definition of eternity?
Santa: The time between, when you CUM and when she leaves.
Santa: I don't understand the concept of "Dance Bars".
Banta: Why?
Santa: If I would ever want a woman to take my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd better stay at home with my wife.
Banta: Why wasn't Jesus born in Punjab?
Santa: It was not feasible, due to resource constraint.
Banta: What do you mean by resource constraint?
Santa: Where in Punjab would they have found "Three Wise Men and a 30 year old Virgin?"
Santa and Banta in their local pub.
Banta: Why are you so upset?
Santa: My neighbour's wife told me that I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds.
Banta: What's the difference between Cancer and AIDS?
Santa: One can't give Cancer to people one doesn't like!
Santa: I and my wife decided to make our own sex tape.
Banta: Did she agree?
Santa: She was pissed off when I started holding auditions for her part.
Banta: When a woman arouses a man and leaves, she is known as a cock- teaser. What is a male called when he does the same to a female?
Santa: A moisturizer.
