Santa: My wife is so fucking hot in summers.
Banta: What's the reason?
Santa: Actually, there's no air conditioning in the kitchen.
Banta: Why do women have two holes so close together?
Santa: In case, you miss one.
Banta: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Santa: When you take it off, you wonder where the breasts vanished.
Santa: I sent the wrong texts to the wrong people.
Banta: So what?
Santa: Nothing really - but now my wife thinks that I'm going to make love to her tonight and my girlfriend thinks that I have to work late.
Santa calls his wife, Jeeto, from the hospital. He tells her that his finger got cut off at the construction site where he works.
Jeeto: Oh my God! The whole finger?
Santa: No, the one next to it!
Santa: How do you protect yourself from AIDS?
Banta: I wear a condom all the time.
Santa: Do you ever take it off?
Banta: Yeah, when I go to the toilet and during sex!
Santa is traveling in the train compartment with a girl. He pulls out a plate and starts playing it "Ding. Ding.Ding."
The girl gets annoyed, "You stop that."
He stops. Then when the night comes the girl takes off her clothes, looks at him and asks, "Do you want to do IT?"
Santa says, "Yes".
"OK, Go ahead."
Santa pulls out his plate and starts playing "Ding. Ding. Ding."
Banta: What's the best thing about babies?
Santa: Making them!
Banta: What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Santa: Salary, it comes once a month and lasts about 5-7 days. And if it doesn't come, you're in big shit.
Banta: What comes after 69?
Santa: Mouthwash.
