Banta goes to a hospital for a periodic check-up, only to be told that he has cancer of the penis. He goes home and beats his wife and shouts angrily, "I told you to stop smoking".
Banta: How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
Santa: Milk them both, the one that smiles is the bull.
Santa enjoyed chasing girls even when he turned 50. Jeeto was asked if she objected to it?
She said, "Why should I be upset? Dogs also chase cars, they can't drive."
Santa, newly-married, gives a bouquet of roses to his wife, Jeeto, who is thrilled with Santa's action. She undresses, lies down on the bed, spreads her legs and says, "this is for the roses".
Santa: Why can't you find a vase?
Santa comes home with an "ice cream brick" and asks Jeeto if she wants some.
Jeeto: How hard is it?
Santa: About as hard as my dick.
Jeeto: OK, then pour me some.
Santa: My son is very naughty.
Banta: What did he do?
Santa: He made our maid pregnant.
Banta: But he is only 9 years old?
Santa: Yeah, he punctured all my condoms with a pin.
Jeeto went insane when Santa got arrested for masturbating in public.
Jeeto(yelling): What on earth were you thinking of?
Santa: Not you.
Santa: There's more to my wife than just to cook and clean.
Banta: Please tell me also.
Santa: She can really be useful when my girlfriend is on her period.
Santa: I would never go "bungee jumping".
Banta: Why?
Santa: A broken rubber brought me into this world, and it's not going to take me out.
A hot chick looked at Santa's beer belly in a club and said, "Is that Carlsberg or Heineken?" Santa replied, "there's a tap underneath darling, why don't you taste it!"
