Banta: Why do they call it a "Wonder Bra"?
Santa: Maybe it's because when one takes it off, one wonders where the boobs went.
Banta: Girls say, "Guys have it easy not having to go through labor."
Santa: Try pissing with a boner, then we'll see who has it easy.
Q: Why did Santa buy his wife, a coat and a dildo for her birthday?
A: He figured if she doesn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.
Doctor: How can you say that your girlfriend has 2 holes in her ass?
Santa: Whenever I & Banta go to a party with her, people say, "here comes the sexy babe with 2 assholes."
Santa goes into a chemist for some Viagra. "Can I get it over the counter?", he asked. "You can if you take three", said the chemist.
Santa to his wife, "I had a wet dream about you last night".
Jeeto: Awww, did you ?
Santa: Yeah, I dreamt you were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing.
Santa: I don't understand the point of Dance Bars.
Banta: Why?
Santa: If I wanted a woman to take my money & sexually frustrate me, I better stay at home with my wife.
Banta to Santa: Why wasn't Jesus born in Punjab?
Santa: It was not feasible, due to resource constraint.
Banta: What do you mean by resource constraint?
Santa: Where in Punjab would they have found Three Wise Men & a 30year old Virgin?
Banta: Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?
Santa: HAND made things are always costly.
Santa: I told my wife I wanted to die in bed.
Preeto: You did last night and that too, 3 times.
