Santa(BA) saw a poster at a police station.
"2 ENGINEERS Wanted for Rape!"
Santa: Shit man! These engineers aways get the best jobs!
Banta: What do toys & women's boobs have in common?
Santa: They were both originally made for kids but dads ends up playing with them.
Preeto: If I come to your room, do you promise me to be good?
Santa: Why just good? I promise to be fantastic.
Santa: What is the similarity between sex and shave?
Banta: If you dont do it for 4-5 days, it starts showing on the face.
Santa and Jeeto went to a chemist to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing Rs 300 per pill price, Santa was astonished but Jeeto had a different opinion, "Oh, Rs 1,200 a year ain't too bad".
Santa and Banta in the US eating hot dogs for the first time. Santa opens the bread & looks inside. He feels embarrassed and asks Banta, "which part of the dog did you get?"
Jeeto: I wish I could have bigger breasts!
Santa: Press them against the couch and stay there all day & watch TV.
Jeeto: Will that Work?
Santa: Well honey, it has worked on your ass.
Santa: Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?
Banta: Sure, back of the church yard.
Banta: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex.
Santa: Call her and tell her.
Banta: Have you ever had an Australian kiss?
Santa: It's just like a French kiss, but it's 'down under.'
