Banta: Why do cowgirls walk funny?
Santa: Because cowboys always eat with their hats on.
Banta: What's the definition of a teenager?
Santa: God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Banta: Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Santa: They can't shake it, so they blow it dry.
Banta: Who was the first soft drink maker?
Santa: Adam - He made Eve's cherry pop.
Banta: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Santa: When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went!
Santa was very sad.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: My GF wants to have sex on the back seat of the car.
Banta: That's gr8, Y are U worried?
Santa: She wants me to drive.
Banta: How can you tell if your best friend is gay?
Santa: His dick tastes like shit.
Banta: Why are babies so fragile?
Santa: They are put together with just one screw.
Banta: What's the difference between a blond and a bowling ball?
Santa: You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
Banta: What three two-letter words denote "small".
Santa: Is it in?
