Santa & Banta went to call girl. Banta came out & said, “Na, my wife is better.” Santa came out & said, “U are right. Yr wife is much better.”
Banta: How are women and condoms alike?
Santa: They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
Banta: What do gay men call used condoms?
Santa: Doggie bags!
Banta: What do sunken ships and used condoms have in common?
Santa: They're both filled with dead seamen.
Banta: What's the difference between the first & the second honeymoon?
Santa: The first honeymoon is Niagara the second is Viagra.
Banta: What's the best thing about a blow job?
Santa: Ten minutes of silence.
Banta: Why is the space between a girl's tits and hips called the waist?
Santa: Because you could easily get another pair of tits in there
Banta: How do you reuse a condom?
Santa: Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
Banta: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
Santa: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Banta: What do you call the man with a busted condom?
Santa: Daddy!
