Santa: Let's have sex.
Preeto: But you are married.
Santa: So?
Preeto: I serve the needy & not the greedy.
Banta: What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?
Santa: Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!
Banta: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Santa: It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Banta: Who is the most popular man at the Nudist Colony?
Santa: The man who can carry two cups of coffee of and 12 donuts.
Banta: What is the sharpest thing in the world?
Santa: A fart; it goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
Santa to Banta: When I was born, I was given a choice, "A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose."
Banta: What's the difference between a divorce and getting circumcised?
Santa: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick.
Banta: I wonder why Mahesh Bhatt signed Sunny Leone for his next movie!
Santa: Bcoz all her movies get a standing ovation.
Santa came to bed with Cetrizine, Gelusil, Aspirin & water.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: It's for your cold, acidity & headache.
Jeeto: But I don't have any of them.
Santa: Fine, then let's make love.
Banta: Why did the snowman have his pants down?
Santa: He heard the snow-blower coming.
