Banta: What does a bungee-jumper have in common with a gay guy?
Santa: If the rubber breaks, they are both in the shit.
Banta: How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
Santa: Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow!
Banta: What's the difference between condoms and coffins?
Santa: They both hold something stiff but one's coming and one's going!
Santa to Banta: Love surely comes from the heart. But I suspect that even the Boobs in front contribute a lot!
Banta: How can you spot the blind guy at a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
Banta: What's the difference between your paycheck & your cock?
Santa: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Preeto: How is a dick like fishing?
Jeeto: Throw back the small ones, eat the medium ones and mount the large ones.
Banta: What stands and has no legs, spits and has no mouth, and throws up and is not a drunk?
Santa: A guy's dick.
Banta: What's a man's idea of foreplay?
Santa: Brushing his teeth.
Banta: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
Santa: He grows taller.
