Jeeto got a bird tattooed below her naval. After sex;
Jeeto: Did u notice my bird?
Santa: No,I was concentrating on the nest.
Banta: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg when they met?
Santa: Nothing... they've never met.
Banta: How is a pussy like a warm toilet seat?
Santa: They both feel good, but you can't help wondering who was there before you...
Banta: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
Santa: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Santa: Why did you run away from that naked lady?
Pappu: Mom says, 'If U look at her U'll become a stone; and a part of mine was already getting hard.
Banta: What do you call a mule in the river, a chicken in a freezer, and a cat eating cream?
Santa: A wet ass, hard cock,and satisfied pussy!!
Banta: What do you call that useless flesh that surrounds the pussy?
Santa: A woman.
Banta: How are pubic hair like parsley?
Santa: You push them aside before you eat.
Banta: What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Santa: Men always miss them.
Santa: Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Jeeto: Because so many men fake foreplay.
