Banta: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Santa: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Santa: I wonder why Mahesh Bhatt signed Sunny Leone for his next movie!
Banta: Because all her movies get a standing ovation.
Banta: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
Santa: They don't have balls to scratch.
Recession time:
Santa: We need to save money, if u learn 2 cook we can fire the cook.
Jeeto: ASSHOLE if u learn 2 fuck, v can fire d driver, gardener, servy & watchman.
Santa(after watching a boxing match): Crap, I am disappointed, it's over in 2 minutes.
Jeeto: Good, now you know how I feel.
Santa: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them.
Jeeto: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Banta: Whats the diff. b/w guilt and shame?
Santa: It's a Guilt to sleep with somebody's wife but it's a Shame to miss such an opportunity!
Jeeto making 2-minute Maggi Noodles in oven, calls Santa for sex.
Santa Surprised!
He performs & asks:
Why suddenly sex in kitchen?
Jeeto: Timer not working?
Santa: South Indians just discovered Kolaveri Di!
But Punjabis discovered:
Maa di, Bhen di years ago!
Banta: Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?
Santa: So they can run their hands through hair.
