Banta: Why do gay men have moustaches?
Santa: To hide the stretch marks.
Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs?
Santa: Pussy!
Girl slapped Santa & said, "This is not a whorehouse, this is a KFC counter."
Santa while walking in a mall was busy scratching his balls.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: You also do it. Look at that poster "Scratch and win BMW!
Santa in bed with wife slides his hand slowly across her back and shoulders, just brushing her legs, spreads her legs apart and runs his hand everywhere, moves back towards top and stops. Jeeto gasps: Why did u stop? Santa: Blackberry mil gaya, tum so jao...
Jeeto: Did u know that a bull can manage sex everyday that is 365 times a year?
Santa: Yes, but he don't have to fuck the same cow everytime!
Santa: After sex , Men have the same problem as that of a Murderer.
Banta: But how?
Santa: What to do with the body lying next to you!
Banta: What's a Blue film?
Santa: It is basically a Family movie which d whole family watches at different times in different rooms!
Santa was asked to explain 'RAPE'.
He said, "It is a very very difficult job". It is something like playing Golf with a moving hole."
Santa lands at New York.
Call Girl: Wanna blowjob?
Santa: No.
Call Girl: Wanna hand job?
Santa: No.
Santa Calls Jeeto. No recession, US is Fine. Got 2 job offers in 3 mins...
Preeto: How much did u spend abroad?
Banta: A Lakh.
Preeto: That's Ridiculous!
Banta: It's OK for u to say so coz u don't smoke or drink and you've got ur own PUSSY!
