Teacher: Write a sentence ending with hand.
Pappu: My penis in ur hand.
Teacher: Slapped!
Pappu: Sorry M'am, I forgot to put space b/w PEN & IS.
Accountancy Fact:
Banta: What is the Difference between Liability and Asset?
Santa: A drunk guy is a Liability and a drunk girl is an Asset.
Banta: Why do Women rub there eyes when they wake up?
Santa: Beause they Don't have balls to scratch.
Banta: What's the difference b/w hook in Cricket and hook of bra.
Santa:One sends ball out of the boundary and the other keeps balls within the boundary.
Banta: What's the difference between a wife and a job?
Santa: Well after 15 years, job still sucks.
Banta: What is a Mangalsutra?
Santa: It is a device to enjoy Kamasutra without Condom.
Banta: What is a Condom?
Santa: It is device to enjoy Kamasutra without Mangalsutra.
Santa and Jeeto went for honeymoon for a week.
Santa(after returning): How was the whole week?
Jeeto: 'The whole week made my hole weak.
A gay with heavy makeup standing on the roadside in late evening.
Santa stops his car and asked, 'Are u a prostitute'?
Gay: No Baby, I am a Substitute!
Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What are u doing?
Santa: I'm raping her.
Cop: Ok, I'm next.
Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before.
Santa: Our 7th son always looks different form the other 6, did he had a different father?
Jeeto(Crying): Yes.
Santa: Who?
Jeeto: You.
