Jeeto: You were so drunk at the party last night that you insulted your boss and he fired you.
Santa: Fuck him!
Jeeto: I did, you can rejoin work on Monday.
Jeeto to doctor, Which is the best time for sex?
Dr: Afternoon 2 to 3.
Jeeto: How come?
Dr: Patients are not there and the receptionist goes for lunch!
Banta: What is the similarity between a cell phone and a woman?
Santa: More fingering reveals more features!
Banta: What is the similarity between doing sex and doing surgery?
Santa: Skill is more important than the instrument.
On a nude beach, Santa shakes hand with a lady & says, 'Pleased to meet U'!
Lady: Yeah, I can see that.
Banta: What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Santa: Yet another damn woman trying to do a man's job!!
Banta: What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?
Santa: Skill is more important than the instrument...
Prostitute: Hi, want to have sex?
Santa: OK! Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitute: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Santa: She does it for free.
Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of 'Manchester United'.
He wrote: Woman Breasts are Divided.
Santa got angry seeing his wife pregnant.
Santa: Which of my friend did this?
Wife got even more angry & relied, "U think I don't have my own friends"?
