Hospital manager to patient Santa: You've been visiting this hospital for the last 4 Months, is there any progress?
Patient Santa: Yes, nurse Rosy is pregnant!
Banta: What happened to a female who was masturbating during her periods?
Santa: She was caught red handed!
Banta: What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
Santa: The Elephants foreskin.
Santa: Banta, how is your love life?
Banta: Terrible! The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty!
Santa: A boy pushed his gf from the 10th floor of a building, even then she did not die.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Thanks to the 'new whisper ultra with wings'.
Banta: Santa told me that he has made love to every woman in our building except one!
Preeto: It must be Bindu on the 4th floor, She is very orthodox!
Banta: How's ur sex Life?
Santa: Great, Monday to Friday.
Banta: What about weekends?
Santa: Weekends? Oh, I'm at home relaxing with wife!
Santa: Did you have a chance to sleep with my wife yet?
Banta: What are you saying? I would never even think about such things.
Santa: Well, you might want to. She is much better than yours.
In interview, Santa was asked: Who's Monica Seles?
A tennis player.
Ok, who's Monica Lewinski?
Penis player.
Banta got a taaweez to control his wife. After 1 month, he reports to BABA, "No change on wife but d neighbor's wife is in control".
Baba: This is called a side effect.
