On wedding Night
Jeeto: I don't feel well.
Santa: I think this is your first night.
Jeeto: No NO! Actually it is first time at night.
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
Lady golfer storms angrily into club house.
Golf PRO: What's wrong?
Lady: Got stung by a bee.
PRO: Where?
Lady: Between the 1st and 2nd hole!
Boss during Interview for Post of Secretary asked: What's the Difference between a Paperclip & a Screw?
Lady: I don't know, I've never been Paperclipped !
Why did the Grammer teacher slap Santa's Son?
B'coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items n PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item?
Santa on long tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual happens at home.
Banta SMSs after a month: Man who comes 2 Screw Ur Wife daily, didnt come today.
Banta ne Suhag raat ko biwi se pucha: Kya tum VIRGIN ho?
Biwi: Ji, magar PEECHE se! Aur Tum?
Banta: Main bhi, magar aage se.
Santa: Madam this panty & this bra will look nice on U.
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: I have done Diploma in Interior Designing.
Banta: It is a shame but let me confess I have become HOMOSEXUAL.
Preeto: How come?
Banta: I have Sex at HOME only!
Preeto: Thank God I am not.
Banta wanted twins. So what did he do?
He made two holes in the condom.
