Jeeto: What'll u do if u have only 5 mins before an Atomic blast occurs?
Santa: I'll have SEX with u.
Jeeto: OK, but what about the next 4 minutes?
Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in the air if ur wife is virgin and shoot her if she's not.
Santa fired in the air the 1st night & shot her the 2nd night.
Santa comes bleeding.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with a hammer.
Banta: Didn't u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had.
Banta: What?
Santa: His wife's boobs!
Santa on a blind date with a gori.
Santa: Do u object 2 fucking?
Gori: That's something I'v never done.
Santa: What! U r a Virgin?
Gori: No, Never Objected!
On 1st night Santa uses all his power to push it in. Fails but proudly says: Too tight! But I'm happy I'm the 1st.
Bride: No ji. Others removed the panty 1st.
Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said: Thank God it was just a movie & not real.
Santa to Banta after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!
Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if u can guess what's in my hand I'll let u have it.
Preeto: Listen ji, if u can hold it in one hand I'm not interested.
Banta Complaining: U r so unresponsive, do u use cold cream between ur legs?
Preeto Taunting: U must be using vanishing cream between urs.
Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!
