Santa was teaching Preeto swimming.
After 2 hrs Preeto said: Tell me, will I really drown like a leaking boat if u take out ur finger?
Banta: Why are condoms transparent?
Santa: So that the sperms can at least enjoy the scenery!
Banta: Was ur wife a virgin when u married?
Santa: I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.
Preeto comes nude in front of theguests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: What's this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha 'Serve hot without dressing'
Santa: What food u feed ur new born baby?
Beautiful Young Mom: Breast milk & orange juice.
Santa: Oye, Which side is orange juice?
Banta goes to a Family Planning clinic for advice. He reads the notice at the enterance: 'For Family Planning Use Rear Entry'
He goes back home happily.
Pappu: Dad, today they taught about Sex in the class.
Santa: Ok son.
Later he saw Pappu shaking his penis, he asked what r u doing?
Pappu: Homework Dad.
2 Girls were masturbating with carrots. Banta says: What r u doing?
Gals: U naughty guy, will u join us?
Banta: Wait, I'll get a carrot.
Santa: During sex both of us njoyed, then y should I pay?
Prostitute: For us it's Incoming, so its free. For men it's Outgoing, so u have to.
Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What r u doing?
Santa: I'm raping her.
Cop: Ok, I'm next.
Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before.
