Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation: Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi.
Santa: Due to happiness his chest turned into breasts.
Doctor: I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is you're showing signs of being a homosexual.
Banta: With bad news like that, what could be the good news?
Doc: The good news is I think you're cute.
Preeto: I have to be damned careful not to get pregnant"
Jeeto: I thought your husband had a vasectomy
Preeto replies: He did!
In UK, Santa & Banta saw a poster at a Police station: Two White men wanted for Rape.
Santa: These bhenc@*d goraas alwas get the best jobs
One night Jeet's boyfriend asked her: Darling, r u free tonight?
Jeeto shouted & said: Asshole, have I ever charged u before?
Santa, unable to satisfy his wife, took Banta's advice.
While having sex, he asked her: Do u feel any change?
Jeeto: Yes, today u r doing it like Banta
Santa: Will u marry me?
Gal: I'm a lesbian.
Santa: Lesbian?
Gal: I like to hv sex with girls.
Santa: Lai, phir to I'm also a LESBIAN
After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa: No..No... Now turn around
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping.
Santa: Wanna try it?
Banta: No way. I was born because of broken rubber & I don't wanna die because of it.
Banta walked up to a girl at the bar n said: Can I buy u a drink?
Girl: Do u like sex?
Banta: Of course.
Girl: Do u like to travel?
Banta: Yeah, I luv to travel.
Girl: Then fuck off
