Why did English teacher slap Santa?
Because Santa asked her: Y is Bra is singular when it covers 2 & Panties plural when it covers only one?
Pappu was masturbatin in front of girl's hostel, lukin at his galfriend. His friend asked: What r u doin? Pappu: Fuckin my galfriend via Blue Tooth
Prostitute: Hi, want to have sex?
Santa: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitute: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Man: She does it for free.
What's the difference between a person who is committing suicide & a virgin? One is trying to die... the other is dying to try
Teacher: Explain Responsibility?
Pappu: Madam ur blouse has 4 buttons, if 3 buttons break down the entire responsibility'll b on the 4th one
Banta: Y is reading a Playboy mag like reading National Geographic?
Santa: Coz in both u'll get to see a lot of gr8 places, which u'll never get to visit.
A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slap u?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just pressed..
Santa was asked to give a talk on Sex
He walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone & said: Ladies n Gentlemen, it gives me gr8 pleasure...
And sat back down
Santa saw his wife sleeping with his friend. He shot him to death.
Santa's wife: If you continue to behave like this, you'll lose all your friends one day.
Santa was pissing when a gal saw his huge penis & said naughtily: Wow I wud luv to have that.
Santa: Go & get a cup, I'm about to finish.
