Santa: How was the interview?
Banta: It was good. But in the end, they asked me to show my 'testimonials'.
Santa: Then?
Banta: I think I showed them something wrong!
Recruitment Consultant on a phone call to Santa, "Sir, I have two openings for you...!"
Santa replied indifferently, "Yes. I know".
There was a long silence and then she said, "Kutta Kahin Ka"!
Santa got sacked as a local Tambola caller...
Apparently,
"A MEAL FOR TWO WITH A TERRIBLE VIEW",
was not the best way to call a number!
Jeeto: Did you notice the cricket team ogling that girl as she walked by?
Santa: What cricket team?
Banta: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
Santa: Most likely, divorce proceedings.
Banta: Oysters are supposed to be good aphrodisiacs.
Santa: Even I heard so but I tried a dozen the other day and only six of them worked!
Santa: My sex addiction turned me into something I've always feared to become.
Banta: And what did you become?
Santa: Father...
Santa: My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion.
Banta: So why hypocrite?
Santa: It's totally different fucking story when she found out that my girlfriend was pregnant!
Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.
Banta: Why?
Santa: He forgot about cleaning!
Santa: A crashing economy can effect a person's sex life drastically. I am one of the victims.
Banta: And how is that?
Santa: My girlfriend's husband lost his job. As a result, he is always at home!