Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine...
Banta: That's funny, that's what my wife says!
In a bar, Santa asks a girl, "Shall we have sex tonight?"
Girl: Do you mind if I'm on my Menstrual Cycle?
Santa: It's OK. I'm also on my Bajaj Pulsar!
Santa: When I've finished making love to my wife, she likes to wait a while and then do it again.
Banta: That's simply commendable.
Santa: Yeah! Sometimes we can do it three, maybe four times a year!
Santa was staring sadly into his beer.
Banta: What's up? It's not like you to be so down in the dumps.
Santa: It's my 9 year old son. The little devil has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant.
Banta: Crazy. That's impossible!
Santa: It's not... The little bugger stuck a pin in all my condoms!
Santa: On my 45th birthday, my wife gifted me SUV.
Banta: SUV! Wow! Which one?
Santa: Socks, Underwear and Viagra!
Santa: Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.
Pharmacist: Do you need a paper bag, Sir?
Santa: Nah... She's pretty good looking!
Doctor: Do you know your 'sperm' count?
Santa: I didn't know they were that clever!
Santa: Short skirts make men polite.
Banta: May I know how?
Santa: Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?
Jeeto: My boobs have become so large because you've been sucking them all these years.
Santa: By the same logic, my dick would have been knee length; and I would have been using a cycle tube instead of a condom!
Santa: My doctor advised me to start running.
Banta: But you seem to be pretty healthy!
Santa: It's not that, he caught me in bed with his wife!