Banta: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? Santa: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Confession of Santa:
The sex life of my belt's buckle is as frustrating as mine. It also sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again!
Banta: What do you do when a pit bull is humping your leg?
Santa: Fake an orgasm!
Santa goes to newspaper with ad "Seeking woman for dating".
Clerk: Do you want to insert it today?
Santa: I'd love to, but can't write that in the ad, can I?
Santa: My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.
Banta: Wow! You lucky bastard. Where did you find her?
Santa: From an online Sex Toys Shop. She's inflatable!
Santa: My girlfriend sent me a "Get Better Soon" card.
Banta: Are you unwell?
Santa: I'm not ill, just not very good at sex!
Banta: Why are you so late? I gave you the address of this place.
Santa: My fault, I asked a gay guy for directions.
Banta: What's wrong with asking the gay guy for directions?
Santa: I couldn't get a straight answer from him!
Santa while fondling with his wife's boobs, "Oh my Gujarat, Oh my Gujarat"!
Jeeto: Why are you calling them Gujarat?
Santa: That seems to be the only way, they'll develop!
Santa: I was having sex with this girl I picked up last night. But she kept yelling out the wrong name.
Banta: What name was she uttering?
Santa: Rape!
Santa: Can I've sex with my pregnant wife?
Doctor: 1st 3 months normal, next 3 like dog and last 3 months like fox.
Santa: How does fox do?
Doctor: Sleep near the hole and cry!