Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?
Santa: To avoid such questions!
Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool?
Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls!
Santa: I joined a dating agency the other day. It asked me what I liked most and I replied "Girls From Page 3".
Banta: So got any replies?
Santa: None. And even I wondered why I had no replies, until I noticed the letter 'P' wasn't fucking working on my keyboard!
Haramkhor Pappu!
Pappu: Tumhe Mein Zyada Pasand Hu Ya Toilet?
Girlfriend: Kya Stupid Question Hai Yeh?
Pappu: Nahi Jaanu... Batao Na!
Girlfriend: Of course, Tum! Ab Batao Kyun Puchha?
Pappu: To Jab Tum Toilet Ke Liye Foran Chaddi Utaar Sakti Ho, Toh Mere Liye Kyun Nahi!
Pappu was caught in the act by his girlfriend's father.
Girlfriend's father confronted Pappu: You took my daughters virginity!
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Pappu: I'm sorry, Uncle. It won't happen again!
Jeeto comes back from the doctor and tells her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynaecologist told me not to have sex for at least three weeks.
Santa: And what did the dentist say?
Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Professor Hamid from our apartment house is a gay.
Pathan: Waw, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half of a year, but never knew he was a professor!
Jeeto and Santa lying in a bed. Jeeto flings her one leg on Santa's shoulder and whispers: Take me!
Santa does not pay attention to that. Jeeto flings on her second leg and again goes: Take me!
Santa: I'm not going anywhere!
A lady recognises her male gynaecologist at an airport and greets him - How are you, Doctor? Did you recognise me? I am your patient.
Doctor: I am really sorry but I can't recognise my patients just from the face!
Why did the blonde have square tits?
Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes!
