Jeeto went to swim in Bra and Panty. The attendant said, "M'am, a 2-piece costume is not allowed here."
Jeeto asks, "Which one shall I take off?"
Ques: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
Ans: By the chipped tooth.
Pappu had diarrhea. He tells his mom that he needs Viagra.
Jeeto: Why on Earth do you need that?
Pappu: Isn't that what you give daddy when his shit doesn't get hard?
Banta to Santa: What's exactly this One-Night-Stand?
Santa: It's very simple. First, you you go into a bar at night. Then you hook some girl and offer her drinks. Then somehow, you take her to your room. Then you offer her more drinks to make a mood. And if she sleeps before the act, then it'll be your One-Night-Stand!
How did the blonde lawyer sway the judge?
She dropped her briefs!
Pappu: Dad, how babies comes into the world?
Santa: In the moonlight, an angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap.
Pappu: You mean fucking is useless!
Santa's uncle fell from stairs at night and died. Santa sends message to all his contacts - UNCLE EXPIRED DUE TO NIGHT FALL!
Pappu to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?"
Girl: A bus.
Pappu turns to Bunty and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!
Banta: Tumhari Shaadi Judwa Behen Mein Kisi Ek Se Ho Gayi To Tum Apni Biwi Ko Kaise Pehchanoge?
Santa: Sharmayi to Saali aur Chillayi to Gharwali!
At a funeral of a Cardiologist, the coffin was heart shaped. A lady started laughing. When asked why, she responded, "I'm thinking about my funeral. I'm a Gynaecologist!"
