In a divorce court Jeeto requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband, Santa."
"But why?" asked the judge.
Jeeto: Because he is not faithful to me.
Judge: How do you know?
Jeeto: My lord, not a single child resembles him!
Santa and Jeeto lying in a bed. Jeeto flings her one leg on Santa's shoulder and whispers - Take me! Santa did not pay attention to that. Jeeto flings on her second leg and repeats - Take me!
Santa: I'm not going anywhere!
Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?
She was afraid of getting hearing aids!
Teacher: Who can explain gender discrimination with an example?
Pappu: Women can sleep with whoever they want, men have to sleep with whoever lets them!
Santa: Have you heard of the new movie called 'Constipation'?
Banta: No. Has it been released?
Santa: No. It hasn't come out yet!
A young blonde woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?"
The blonde responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now!"
What do a blonde and a barn have in common?
They always have a cock in them!
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office.
"What seems to be the problem? " the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh", she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
What can a goose do, a duck can't and a lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass!
Doctor after examining Santa: Have you ever given yourself a prostate examination?
Santa: Not deliberately, but my wife sometimes buys cheap toilet paper!
