Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Santa: What?
Pappu: Yeah. Or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Santa: You have started watching porn!
Jeeto and Preeto are shopping together at the supermarket.
When they get to the vegetables, Jeeto lifts a good sized potato in each hand and says, "You know, Preeto, these remind me of Santa's balls."
Jeeto, impressed says, "Hmm, that big, huh?"
"No", Jeeto answers. "That dirty!"
On wedding night, the dentist doesn't get an erection so he used his finger.
His wife asked, "What is this?"
Dentist replied, "Darling, it's a temporary filling"!
Santa: Son, quit masturbating or yo'll go blind.
Pappu: Dad, I'm over here!
Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?
Girl: No?
Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza?
Why do blondes have a hard time getting pregnant?
Because they blow it every time!
Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?
Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms.
Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean!
Santa to his wife, "Let's try anal tonight".
Jeeto: Fuck that shit!
Santa: That's the spirit!
Banta: How many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
Santa: I enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
Banta: Just 2 pegs?
Santa: The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves; and to make my wife look more appealing, so I can make it out with her!
Santa while fondling his mistress breasts, was mumbling, "Oh my Gujarat! Oh my Gujarat!"
Mistress: Why are you calling them Gujarat?
Santa: This seems to be the only way to develop them!
