After bypass surgery, patient to doctor: Can I have sex?
Doctor: Yes, but only with your wife. Your heart would not be able to bear any excitement!
Why is a blonde like a shotgun?
Give her a cock, and she's ready to blow!
Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine.
Banta: That's funny, that's what my wife says!
Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?
They have to pull their own pants down!
How do Pathans practice safe sex?
They mark the camels that kick!
Santa: I met a very curvaceous girl in a bar last night.
Banta: Wow! Then what happened?
Santa: She said she wanted the night to be magical... so I screwed her and disappeared!
Pappu: Mom, Didi Ko Sab Log 'MAAL' Kahte Hein, Aapko Kyu Nahi?"
Jeeto: Beta, Shaadi Se Pehle Mein Bhi MAAL Thi, Tere Papa Ne 'L' Ghis Ghis Kar, 'Maa' Bana Diya!
Pappu: As apart of school project, I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering.
Bunty: What was the response?
Pappu: 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?"
Banta: My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says "1st gear, 2nd gear..."
Santa: My wife is worse, she puts my bird inside her and says "Full tank, please"!
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Every time a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet!
