Bunty: What's your opinion on sex before marriage?
Pappu: As long as it does not make us late for the ceremony, why not!
Jeeto (shouting): Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen.
Santa: I'm not. It's Sharapova vs Serena... I'm watching Tennis!
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
He grows taller!
Once Rajinikanth sent a Non-Veg joke to an innocent girl. Today that girl is known by the name of
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Sunny Leone!
Bunty: How can you tell if your best friend is gay?
Pappu: His dick tastes like shit!
Pappu was going for a movie with his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: I hope it's nice.
Pappu: I hope it's something we've both seen!
Pappu took his girlfriend to dinner and she ordered the most expensive dishes in the Menu.
Pappu: Do you eat the same kind of dishes at your mother's?
Girlfriend: The mother doesn't get to screw me after dinner!
Pappu goes to the store to buy condoms.
Cashier: Do you want a bag?
Pappu: No No! She's not that ugly!
During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.
Pappu:: What are you doing? We aren't doing it for the 1st time!
Girlfriend: You just continue, I'm practising for my wedding night!
Girlfriend: Hey, what's up?
Pappu: If I tell you, will you sit on it?
