Two Pathan couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one couple suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.
After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I had in years: I wonder how the girls are doing?"
Santa: Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use a protection.
Banta: Generally what brand condoms do you use?
Santa: No No No... not condoms. I use a fake name and a fake number!
Pappu: Were you pregnant?
Girlfriend: No. Not at all. Who told you so?
Pappu: When I sent you an SMS, I get a delivery report!
Banta: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Santa: Ask your mother!
Always guard your rear when in hospital. It's hostile enema territory!
Old man: Ever since my heart transplant, I always think of sex, money and more sex. Have I grown young?
Doctor: No. Actually, the heart belonged to a prostitute!
Sindhi: How many wives do you have?
Pathan: Six.
Sindhi: So you really have to work hard. But thank God, you get rest on Sundays...
Pathan: Hardly. Some brother-in-law or the other comes to meet her sister on Sunday!
Santa: Darling, I have to confess that when I'm having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women.
Jeeto: You bastard... when I have sex with other men, I always think about you!
Pappu: Everything is fair in love.
Girlfriend: But darling, yours' is dark!
Santa: How was the interview?
Banta: It was good. But in the end, they asked me to show my 'testimonials'.
Santa: Then?
Banta: I think I showed them something wrong!
