Jeeto: I have a proof that you're having an extra-marital affair with our neighbour's wife.
Santa: What's the proof?
Jeeto: Last night, the guy came to our house wearing your underwear!
Pappu: Come, let's play day and night friendly match.
Girlfriend: Sorry, after 3 days.
Pappu: Why?
Girlfriend: The pitch is wet, if you want we can play Volley Ball!
Q: How is a blonde like a doorknob?
A: Everyone gets a turn!
Recruitment Consultant on a phone call to Santa, "Sir, I have two openings for you...!"
Santa replied indifferently, "Yes. I know".
There was a long silence and then she said, "Kutta Kahin Ka"!
Pappu: When the girls pee, why there's a lot of noise of sssshhhh... ?
Girlfriend: We don't have a 6 inch silence unlike you!
Why don'y the blondes wear red lipstick?
Because 'Red' means stop!
Pappu: Dad, what purpose condoms are used for?
Santa: To avoid such questions!
Teacher: So what have you learned from this lesson?
Pappu: Nothing. Just Lauda Lasoon.
Teacher: What?
Pappu: I mean I loved the lesson!
Pappu: I gave my girlfriend an orgasm.
Bunty: Wow!
Pappu: But she spit it out!
Frustrated Rajinikanth:
It's really height of personal attack by saying that I can screw without a dick!
