Santa: My sex addiction turned me into something I've always feared to become.
Banta: And what did you become?
Santa: Father...
Santa: My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion.
Banta: So why hypocrite?
Santa: It's totally different fucking story when she found out that my girlfriend was pregnant!
Pappu: I just got suspended by my local pool for touching the girls.
Bunty: But why you had to touch them?
Pappu: : Actually, it turned out the breaststroke isn't what I thought it was!
Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.
Banta: Why?
Santa: He forgot about cleaning!
Why did a blonde woman lose her job as a cattle herder?
She couldn't keep her calves together!
What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
The blonde works in the dark!
A journalist asked Rajinikanth, "What do you have to say on Gang Rape?"
Rajinikanth replied, "It should be fun! I've never raped a gang!"
Girlfriend: What do you like the most in me?
Pappu: Those big white balls with black dots on them.
Girlfriend: Whattt???
Pappu: Yes, I like your eyes. They're really beautiful!
Girlfriend: Hi!
Pappu: Hi!
Girlfriend: Are you free?
Pappu: Sure enough.
Girlfriend: Loo Tera?
Pappu: Le le, Yaar!
Girlfriend: Stupid, I was talking about the movie!
Pappu: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.
Girlfriend: You just wanna fuck me!
Pappu: Wow! And smart, too!
