Pappu texts to her girlfriend, "Do you fuck?"
Girlfriend: Excuse me?
Pappu: Do you fuck?
Girlfriend: Stop it, asshole!
Pappu: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am soooo sorry.
Girlfriend: It's OK. I'm sorry, too. What did you mean to say, anyways?
Pappu: Do you suck?
Pappu: My girlfriend just texted me saying, "I want you to get me wet when I get home"! Bunty: That's cool.
Pappu: Yeah! I've got 15 water balloons ready... CAN'T WAIT!
Pappu: I wanted my girlfriend to suck my toes, but she didn't agree... she just wanted to kiss my lips.
Bunty: What did you do about it?
Pappu: I negotiated and persuaded her to meet me half way!
Why did the blonde fail her driving test?
It's because every time the car stopped, she jumped into the back seat!
Teacher: What do we call people living in Turkey?
Pappu: I don't know, Sir.
Teacher: They are called Turks. And what about those in Spain and Germany?
Pappu: That's easy, Sir! They are called Sperms and Germs respectively!
Santa: A crashing economy can effect a person's sex life drastically. I am one of the victims.
Banta: And how is that?
Santa: My girlfriend's husband lost his job. As a result, he is always at home!
A woman made an appointment with her gynaecologist.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the doctor.
"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina."
The doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the sticker's off bananas"!
Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine...
Banta: That's funny, that's what my wife says!
Pappu: My phone sucks.
Girlfriend: Wow! Is it that user-friendly?
In a bar, Santa asks a girl, "Shall we have sex tonight?"
Girl: Do you mind if I'm on my Menstrual Cycle?
Santa: It's OK. I'm also on my Bajaj Pulsar!
