Santa: When I've finished making love to my wife, she likes to wait a while and then do it again.
Banta: That's simply commendable.
Santa: Yeah! Sometimes we can do it three, maybe four times a year!
Santa was staring sadly into his beer.
Banta: What's up? It's not like you to be so down in the dumps.
Santa: It's my 9 year old son. The little devil has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant.
Banta: Crazy. That's impossible!
Santa: It's not... The little bugger stuck a pin in all my condoms!
Santa: On my 45th birthday, my wife gifted me SUV.
Banta: SUV! Wow! Which one?
Santa: Socks, Underwear and Viagra!
A girl updated her status: I'm so f**king bored!
Naughty Pappu commented:
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Your boyfriend is probably doing it all wrong!
Gynecologist: Relax, Madam. Haven't you ever been examined like this before?
Blonde: Yes, but not by a doctor.
Pappu: My masturbating addiction is really getting out of hand.
Bunty: What are you doing about it?
Pappu: I am trying to get a good grip!
Santa: Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.
Pharmacist: Do you need a paper bag, Sir?
Santa: Nah... She's pretty good looking!
Doctor: Do you know your 'sperm' count?
Santa: I didn't know they were that clever!
Santa came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful.
Santa: Was it my friend Banta?
Jeeto: No, it wasn't.
Santa: Was it my friend Bhupi?
Jeeto: No, it wasn't?
Santa: Was it my friend Joginder?
Jeeto screamed, "No it wasn't". "Don't you think I have any friends of my own?"
A guy was lying in bed with his blonde girlfriend when she said, "I think my boobs are too small, I'm going to get a boob job".
"Hmm," the guy replied, "My hands are too small... what do you think I should do?"
Blonde: Do you want a hand job?
Both're happily married to each other!
