Santa: Short skirts make men polite.
Banta: May I know how?
Santa: Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?
Jeeto: My boobs have become so large because you've been sucking them all these years.
Santa: By the same logic, my dick would have been knee length; and I would have been using a cycle tube instead of a condom!
Santa: My doctor advised me to start running.
Banta: But you seem to be pretty healthy!
Santa: It's not that, he caught me in bed with his wife!
Pappu: When I meet a girl for the first time, I shake hands with my left.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: I don't want to intimidate her with the competition right away!
Pappu: Which colour panty are you wearing?
Girlfriend: You only have only these type of things to talk
Pappu: Okay, Tell me. How should RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?
Girlfriend: Er... um... Today I am wearing cream colour push-up bra and pink colour laced panties!
Pappu texting to his girlfriend, "Hey baby, what's up?"
Girlfriend: Nothing much just washing my BOOBS.
Pappu: What?
Girlfriend: Yeah. They have become very dirty. People are all over them most of the time.
Pappu: What the hell!
Girlfriend: Why? Ohhhh fuck... Sorry baby!!!! I meant BOOTS. Damn this Auto-correct is on!
A stunning blonde went to see her doctor.
"Miss Tracy Johnson, how can I help you?" asked the doctor.
"It's my memory doctor, I can't remember a thing five minutes after I've done it", said Tracy.
"Just take off all your clothes and lie down". said the doctor.
Banta: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? Santa: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Patient to psychiatrist, "Doctor I am so ugly that I get depressed. I have no friends and everyone laughs at me. Please help me."
Psychiatrist, "I'll do my best. Now go and lie face down on the couch there."
How does the blonde turn on the light after she has had sex?
She opens the car door!
