Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
More leg room!
Confession of Santa:
The sex life of my belt's buckle is as frustrating as mine. It also sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again!
Jeeto: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm becoming a nymphomaniac.
Doctor: Why don't you lie down and tell me about it?
Banta: What do you do when a pit bull is humping your leg?
Santa: Fake an orgasm!
Jeeto and Preeto were talking about the new hunk in the neighbourhood.
Preeto: But he acts so stupid.
Jeeto: I think he must have his brains between his legs.
"Yeah", smiled Peeto.
Jeeto: But I'd sure love to blow his mind!
Pappu's girlfriend while he is trying to indulge in intercourse, "No. This is wrong".
Pappu: But I love you.
Girlfriend: Still it is wrong.
Pappu: We'll get married.
Girlfriend: Stupid. Where you're inserting it is the wrong hole!
Santa goes to newspaper with ad "Seeking woman for dating".
Clerk: Do you want to insert it today?
Santa: I'd love to, but can't write that in the ad, can I?
Santa: My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.
Banta: Wow! You lucky bastard. Where did you find her?
Santa: From an online Sex Toys Shop. She's inflatable!
Santa: My girlfriend sent me a "Get Better Soon" card.
Banta: Are you unwell?
Santa: I'm not ill, just not very good at sex!
Pappu parked up in a lovers' lane at night.
His girlfriend said, "It's so peaceful. Just listen to the crickets."
Pappu: They're not crickets, they're zippers!
