Teacher: What's a Zebra?
Pappu: 26 sizes larger than an 'A' bra!
Banta: Why are you so late? I gave you the address of this place.
Santa: My fault, I asked a gay guy for directions.
Banta: What's wrong with asking the gay guy for directions?
Santa: I couldn't get a straight answer from him!
Santa while fondling with his wife's boobs, "Oh my Gujarat, Oh my Gujarat"!
Jeeto: Why are you calling them Gujarat?
Santa: That seems to be the only way, they'll develop!
Santa: I was having sex with this girl I picked up last night. But she kept yelling out the wrong name.
Banta: What name was she uttering?
Santa: Rape!
Pappu: I have a funny joke about my dick but it's too long.
Girl: I have a joke about my vagina but you'll never get it!
Santa: Can I've sex with my pregnant wife?
Doctor: 1st 3 months normal, next 3 like dog and last 3 months like fox.
Santa: How does fox do?
Doctor: Sleep near the hole and cry!
Teacher: Why does it take a million sperms to fertilize one Egg?
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Pappu: Female Ego ji;
Rejection without Reason!
What's the definition of a Pathan virgin girl?
A girl who can run faster than her brother!
A mediine Professor to his assistant, "Between you and me, we ought to able to get this lady pregnant"!
Banta: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
Santa: So that men can be open-minded!
