Teacher: Who was Akbar?
Pappu: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that?
Pappu: We have heard about Laila - Majnu, Heer - Ranjha, Sohni - Mahiwal, Romeo - Juliet and even Shirin - Farhad; but only Akbar - Birbal!
On finding his wife to be a virgin, Santa is overjoyed and says, "I wanna kiss the one who took care of you and protected your virginity for me".
Jeeto: Kiss my ass!
Pappu: A girl told me she wouldn't sleep with me if i was the last person on Earth.
Bunty: That was rude!
Pappu: I don't mind. The fcat is that if I were the last person on Earth, she wouldn't have a say in the matter!
Teacher: What is Re-Cycling?
Pappu: It's when a Baniya gives a used 'condom' to his son to play as a 'balloon'; and gives it to his daughter to use it as a Hair Band, when it bursts!
Jeeto went to the doctor and told him: "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
"Hmmmm! What are you taking for it?"
Jeeto: Pepper!
Rajinikanth does not wear a condom because there's no such thing as protection from Rajinkanth!
Jeeto shouting, "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen.
Santa: I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena. I'm watching Lawn Tennis!
Jeeto: Dear, my stomach is getting bigger... I think I'm pregnant!
Santa: Yes and I know who's the Daddy!
Jeeto: Who?
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Santa: McDonald's, KFC and Pizza Hut!
Preeto: What is the least sensitive part of the penis?
Jeeto: The man attached to it!
Pappu: My girlfriend is working late tonight so I'm making dinner.
Bunty: What are you cooking?
Pappu: I am simply putting an aluminum foil on my crotch to keep her meal warm!
