You've just been using me for sex! "said the girlfriend".
Pappu: What else did you expect?
"Love and support", the girlfriend shouted.
"So you've just been using me for love and support", Pappu shouted back.
Santa: Have you heard the joke about my penis?
Banta: Nopes.
Santa: I won't bother telling you, it's too long!
Jeeto: Doctor, what's the best time for weaning a baby?
Doctor: When you see teeth marks!
Pretty girl to Pappu who's wearing blue swimming trunks, "Hey, did you know your eyes match your trunks?"
Pappu: Why? Are my eyes bulging?
Santa was sucking, licking, caressing and kissing his own fingers, palm and hand.
Banta: Why this madness?
Santa: Oye, this is foreplay before masturbation!
Santa: What is the difference between "Making Love" and Fucking?
Banta: Something a women does while a guy is fucking her!
Once a girl lost her virginity.
However, Rajinikanth found it and gave it back to her!
Pappu: From the movie "Vicky Donor", we learnt that donating sperm is also a business.
Bunty: Undoubtedly!
Pappu: I realise that I have certainly wasted a lot of money!
Santa: Only 2 days are important in our life.
Banta: Which all?
Santa: The day we are born and the day we learnt what's porn!
Why do blondes take the pill?
So they know what day of the week it is!
