Jeeto: Have you seen my flip-flops?
Santa: I've seen them before. Now put your bra back on!
How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
By the buckle print on her forehead!
Banta: What are the small bumps around women's nipples?
Santa: It's Braille for Suck Here!
Santa and Banta are wanking furiously in a restaurant.
Waitress: What the hell is going on?
Santa: We're really hungry and the menu says First Come - First Serve!
Santa asks his angry wife for sex.
Jeeto: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face.
Santa: Neither do I. Let's do it DOGGY style!
Pappu: Madam, when I grow up, how will my wife have a baby?
Teacher after thinking for sometime, "An angel will come from heaven and hand over a baby to your wife".
Pappu: So who do I screw, wife or angel?
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant!
Pappu: Do you know 1 + 1 = 3.
Bunty: But how?
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Pappu: If you don't use a condom!
Teacher: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
Pappu: The swallow!
Santa: My wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
Banta: They are all alike. Mine is very demanding and I have to but her something every time I convince her to engage in the act. Even your's demands something? Santa: Unlike your's, she does it when she has to time an egg!
