Santa, unable to satisfy his wife took Banta's advice.
While having sex, he asked her, "Do you feel any change?"
Jeeto: Yes, today you are doing it like Banta!
Patient: Doctor, I've had sex abortions when I was unmarried but ever since I have tied the knot I am unable to conceive.
Obstetrician: Evidently you do not breed in captivity.
After having a quickie, Pappu told the girl, "If I'd known that you were a virgin, I would have taken more time".
Girl : If I'd known you had time, I would have taken off my panties!
Santa: Why do prostitutes charge per hour?
Banta: Dunno! Why this question?
Santa: I mean, what are we supposed to do for the other 57 minutes?
Santa walks into a crowded bar pointing a gun around, "Who the fuck has been sleeping with my wife?" He shouts out.
A voice comes from the back, "I don't think you brought enough ammo"!
Santa: I am pissed off by my life.
Banta: Now what happened?
Santa: It has become so boring and monotonous that I dreamt of making love to my own wife!
Girlfriend: I heard that you were thrown out of the class room.
Pappu: Yeah, my Maths teacher was responsible for it.
Girlfriend: What happened?
Pappu: She asked, "What comes after 69?" Apparently "I do" wasn't the correct answer!
Santa: My wife keeps complaining that I'm not willing to commit. She's wrong.
Banta: I think she is right.
Santa: Not really. I'm willing to commit
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adultery!
Santa: I can't believe YouPorn has a '+1' button on their videos.
Banta: So what's the big deal?
Santa: I can't have my friends and family know that I actually use Google Plus!
Q: Why do blonde females never swim on their belly?
A: When they feel something wet, they turn on their back!
