Banta: A Nude Female Bike Rally took place in UK to bring about awareness about the environment.
Santa: Here, nobody is really concerned about the environment. I wonder what'll happen to our country!
Pappu: Are you cold?
Girlfriend: Yes.
Pappu: You want a jacket?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Pappu: Well, not here. You can jack it when we get back to my room!
The domestic help entered Jeeto's room without knocking.
Jeeto: This is wrong. What if I was naked or dressing up?
Servant: That can never happen, Madam! Because I always peep first and if you are naked I keep on watching until you dress and only then I enter the room!
Santa to his son, Pappu, "One must take the profession one enjoys the most.
Pappu: If people would have taken this advice seriously, the world would be full of porn stars!
Banta: Hey, have you ever gone to bed with an ugly woman?
Santa: No, but I've woken up with a few!
Q: Why is blonde like an old washing machine?
A: Because they both drip after they're fucked!
Pappu: Papa, where from does one get virgin wool?
Santa: Ugly sheep!
Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.
Banta: Why? your friend was spot on.
Santa: He forgot about cleaning!
Q: Why don't blonde women use vibrators?
A: It chips their teeth!
Someone once asked Santa, "What is your job?"
Santa: I am my wife's sexual adviser.
Somewhat shocked, he said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"
"Very simple" replied Santa. "The wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask me for it"!
