Santa called PETA and said, "I caught my wife having sex with our dog last night".
"That's disgusting", the operator replied and added, "Who would do a thing like that?"
Santa: I know, she must've got him drunk!
A blonde has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.
The paramedic asks, "How many fingers have I got up?"
The blonde replies, "Oh no, I think I'm paralyzed too".
A woman walks into a gynaecologist's office who greets her with, "At your cervix, madam!"
The woman replies, "Dilated to meet you!"
Banta: What do you do in case of fallout?
Santa: Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
Q: What did the blond's father say to his blonde daughter?
A: If your not in bed by 11, come home.
Santa and Pappu went to a Chemist Shop. Santa buys a pack of condoms.
Pappu: What's it?
Santa: It's a medicine for killing rats.
Pappu: What the f**k! Rats in the Vagina also!
Pappu was flirting with a girl.
Girl: Fuck you!
Pappu: When?
Girl: Asshole!
Pappu: I asked When, not Where!
Pappu: What are the two most important holes in a woman's body?
Bunty: Pussy and Asshole.
Pappu: No, not those two, you pervert. It's Nostrils as they allow her to breathe
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during Blow-Job!
Girlfriend: Smiling is good exercise for a woman's face.
Pappu: So are blow jobs!
Banta: Why girls think that "Love Marriage" is better than an "Arranged Marriage"?
Santa: Because a known Sucker is better than an unknown Fucker!
