Banta: Why is a woman's pubic hair curly?
Santa: So that it won't poke a man in the eye!
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odour.
"Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl.
"Oh, yes", Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible."
"Well", the doc concluded, "Go home and wash, Possible!"
Santa: I told my wife I want to die in bed.
Banta: Then what did she say?
Santa: She said, You did last night - three times!
After a heart operation the cardiologist asked Santa to take it easy for a couple of months.
Santa: What about sex?
Doctor: Only with your wife. Too much excitement is not good for you.
A bisexual doctor was mounted on a woman who couldn't conceive children. And the woman's husband was mounted on the doctor.
When confronted by a nurse, the doctor eplied, "I am checking as to who actually is deficient, the wife or the husband!"
Banta: On a scale of 1-100, how much would you rate yourself when it comes to 'Maturity'?
Santa: 69!
Prof. Santa was invited to give a talk on Sex. When his turn came, he stood, walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure..."
And he sat back down.
A hopeful Pappu went for an interview in a prestigious college. However, he walked out in a huff.
Bunty: Why did you walk out?
Pappu: They asked me show my testimonials!
After an annual check up, the doctor told Santa that he has a mixed report to give.
Doctor: First the good news - Your penis has grown 4 inches.
Santa: That's great, Doc. What's the bad news?
Doctor: It's malignant!
Santa: I am all for women's rights.
Banta: That's new to me. But still how?
Santa: They actually get a choice between a "School Girl" or a Nurse's outfit when I'm horny!
