Pappu: Please give me a blowjob.
Girlfriend: Can you be a little romantic?
Pappu: Please give me a blowjob in the rain!
Santa: I keep getting a lot of spam emails for Penis Enlargement Pills.
Banta: Yeah, even I keep getting these mails.
Santa: I wonder why someone has not come out with Vagina Shrinking Pills!
Banta: Why did English teacher slap you?
Santa: Because I asked her, why is bra is singular when it covers two and panties plural when it covers only one?
Banta: If a married woman is called Polo, the mint with a hole, then what's an unmarried woman called?
Santa: Center Fresh.
Santa unable to satisfy his wife, took Banta's advice.
While having sex, he asked her, "Do you feel any change?
Jeeto: Yes, today you are doing it like Banta.
Pappu: Daddy, where did I come from?
Santa: You came from the stork
Pappu: Ewww, you f**ked a stork?
Banta: What's the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Santa: Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of a standing cock!
A Pathan was counting his sheep: "205, 206, 207, hello darling, 209, 210..."
Banta: What according to you is is the origin of the offer, "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE"?
Santa: To my mind, it is probably associated with women's boobs.
Banta: And may I know how?
Santa: Normally If you suck one 'Nipple' of a woman, she offers the second one herself!
Santa's and Banta's plane catches fire and only 2 parachutes are left. So they take one each.
Banta: What about the air-hostess?
Santa: Fuck her.
Banta: Really? Do we have that much time?
