Banta: Why is the male organ called the fountain of youth?
Santa: Because whoever, whenever, wherever rubs it - it's wrinkles go away.
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Pappu: Doctor.
Teacher: Why?
Pappu: Because it's the only profession where you can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A: By doing the splits.
Santa: If a married woman is called Polo... The mint with a hole, then what's an unmarried woman called?
Banta: Center Fresh.
Q: What do you call a lesbian Blonde?
A: A waste.
Banta: Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful nude girl?
Santa: He found something in his pants going against his own Law of Gravity.
Pinky to her mom, "Which way do my knickers go?"
Jeeto: How many fucking more times do I have to tell you yellow to the front and brown to the back!
Santa: What's the difference between butter and a blonde?
Banta: Butter is difficult to spread.
Prostitute: Hi, want to have sex?
Santa: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitute: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Santa: She does it for free.
Pappu's mother taught him to go to bathroom by the numbers.
1: Open your fly.
2: Take out your equipment.
3: Pull back the skin.
4: Do your business.
5: Let the skin forward.
6: Stow your equipment.
7: Close your fly.
She used to check him often and she was pleased to listen 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 until one day when she heard, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5,3-5.
